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(Popularity Rate: 37 ) What is the most unusual type of sex toy that you have ever seen?
ude anything thatâs a prototype or one-off, because they are unusual by definition, in that only one of their type exists. Instead Iâll go with most unusual sex toy commercially available.
Thatâs a tough question. My own interests tend toward the exoticâthings that a lot of folks might find weird or unusual are quite common amongst my lovers. My own toy box includes a straitjacket, not one but two different urethral sounds (a long smooth one and a short bumpy one) and not one, not two, but three violet wands.
One very unusual toy Iâve been thinking about buying is a pear. This is inserted into any orifice and then spreads open when the handle is turned, so it canât be removed. It can be locked in place. The version I have my eye on has a loop on the end for a rope or chain, so you can actually restrain someone by whichever orifice youâve inserted it in.
As unusual as this toy is, itâs probably still more common than a balloon catheterâwhich, yes, some folks do indeed use as a sex toy,
Iâve personally only ever seen this once, at a workshop during a BDSM convention. The person it was being demonstrated on seemed quite into it, though
A lot of folks wouldnât count that as a âsex toy,â?since itâs actually a medical device that is used as a sex toy. If youâre talking about something specifically designed as a sex toy, rather than designed for some other purpose, one contender might be the acrylic testicle crusher, used in CBT (cock and ball torture, not that other CBT!).
Another possibility is the clit cone estim electrode. You mount this on a surface and tie your helpless partner Real Dolldown so that this is touching her clit.
Then you connect it to an estim unit to provide electric shocks directly to the clit.
I think the most unusual has to be this guy, though.
Iâm actually a little surprised enough people are into this particular fetish that someone manufactures this toy. The small end is a penis plug. The big end is a butt plug with a hole through it. When you ejaculate, the ejaculation
(Popularity Rate: 27 ) Was the Barbie doll named after a real woman?
, 1959; 57 years ago
Created by Ruth Handler
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Nickname(s) Barbie
Occupation See: Barbie’s careers
Family See: List of Barbie’s friends and family
Barbie is a fashion doll manufactured by the American toy-company Mattel, Inc. and launched in March 1959. American businesswoman Ruth Handler is credited with the creation of the doll using a German doll called Bild Lilli as her inspiration.
Barbie is the figurehead of a brand of Mattel dolls and accessories, including other family members and collectible dolls. Barbie has been an important part of the toy fashion doll market for over fifty years, and has been the subject of numerous controversies and lawsuits, often involving parody of the doll and her lifestyle.
Mattel has sold over a billion Barbie dolls, making it the companyâs largest and most profitable line. However, sales have declined sharply since 2014.[1] The doll transformed the toy business in affluent communities worldwide by becoming a vehicle for the sale of related merchandise (accessories, clothes, friends of Barbie, etc.). She had a significant impact on social values sex doll funny by conveying characteristics of female independence, and with her multitude of accessories, an idealized upscale life-style that can be shared with affluent friends.[2]
History
The first Barbie doll was introduced in both blonde and brunette in March 1959.
Ruth Handler watched her daughter Barbara play with paper dolls, and noticed that she often enjoyed giving them adult roles. At the time, most children’s toy dolls were representations of infants. Realizing that there could be a gap in the market, Handler suggested the idea of an adult-bodied doll to her husband Elliot, a co-founder of the Mattel toy company. He was unenthusiastic about the idea, as were Mattel’s directors.
During a trip to Europe in 1956 with her children Barbara and Kenneth, Ruth Handler came across a German toy doll called Bild Lilli.[3] The adult-figured doll was exactly what Handler had in mind, so she purchased three of them. She gave one to her daughter and took the others back to Mattel. The Lilli doll was based on a popular character appearing in a comic strip drawn by Reinhard Beuthin for the newspaper Bild. Lilli was a blonde bombshell, a working girl who knew what she wanted and was not above using men to get it. The Lilli doll was first sold in Germany in 1955, and although it was initially sold to adults, it became popular with children who enjoyed dressing her up in outfits that were available separately.
Upon SY Dollher return to the United States, Handler redesigned the doll (with help from engineer Jack Ryan) and the doll was given a new name, Barbie, after Handler’s daughter Barbara. The doll made its debut at the American International Toy Fair in New York on March 9, 1959.[4] This date is also used as Barbie’s official birthday.
The first Barbie doll wore a black and white zebra striped swimsuit and signature topknot ponytail, and was available as either a blonde or brunette. The doll was marketed as a “Teen-age Fashion Model,” with her clothes created by Mattel fashion designer Charlotte Johnson. The first Barbie dolls were manufactured in Japan, with their clothes hand-stitched by Japanese homeworkers. Around 350,000 Barbie dolls were sold during the first year of production.
Louis Marx and Company sued Mattel in March 1961. After licensing Lilli, they claimed that Mattel had âinfringed on Greiner & Hausser’s patent for Bild-Lilliâs hip joint, and also claimed that Barbie was “a direct take-off and copy” of Bild-Lilli. The company additionally claimed that Mattel “falsely and misleadingly represented itself as having originated the design”. Mattel counter-claimed and the case was settled out of court in 1963. In 1964, Mattel bought Greiner & Hausser’s copyright and patent rights for the Bild-Lilli doll for $21,600.[5][6]
Ruth Handler believed that it was important for Barbie to have an adult appearance, and early market research showed that some parents were unhappy about the doll’s chest, which had distinct breasts. Barbie’s appearance has been changed many times, most notably in 1971 when the doll’s eyes were adjusted to look forwards rather than having the demure sideways glance of the original model.
Barbie was one of the first toys to have a marketing strategy based extensively on television advertising, which has been copied widely by other toys. It is estimated that over a billion Barbie dolls have been sold worldwide in over 150 countries, with Mattel claiming that three Barbie dolls are sold every second.[7]
The standard range of Barbie dolls and related accessories are manufactured to approximately 1/6 scale, which is also known as playscale.[8] The standard dolls are approximately 11½ inches tall.
In January 2016, Mattel announced that it will add tall, curvy, and petite body shapes to its line-up of dolls. Alternative skin tones, hair styles, and hair colours will also be added.[9]
Legacy and influence
Fictional biography
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Competition from Bratz dolls
(Popularity Rate: 77 ) Which do you prefer, have sex with a real girl, masturbate, or use a sex doll?
occasion. Iâll use some simple analogies, but hereâs a disclaimer for the shallow: this is meant to be lighthearted and not to be taken anally seriously.
A real woman is like wine. The sex is often a work out. It takes quite a bit of energy whenever we engage in love making. There are interactions. There is communication. There is giving and receiving. If you cum, when you cum, the orgasms can be delicious and sex doll funny shared. As I do my wife doggy, she sucks and licks on a dildo. Itâs quite a show. ^_^
Masturbation is like beer or cider. Itâs easy, it can be quick, depending how you want to work it. You have total control over how it âhits you upâ? You also learn techniques over time that really give you that extra flavour of pleasure. If you do it right, it can truly give you an orgasm that will make your eyes roll back into its sockets.
A sex doll is like a cocktail. You know those real dolls they sell from Japan? Those ultra realistic, ultra silky lifeless, yet lifelike dolls are made exclusively to entice your fantasies. They are a cross between having a real woman and masturbation. You can do all sorts of things with them and you get to choose this beautiful figment of what is available out there, all within the cash boundaries of your income.
Alas, hereâs the thingâ?As much as I love Pinot Noir, I donât want to drink wine every single day. My liver isnât how it used to be. Perhaps, I can drink a glass or two once a day, two or three times a week, though Iâm sure Amber would prefer I drink a bottle or two a day, five times a week. o_o
Beer is great! Itâs refreshing when ultra cold and that slight buzz it gives me after two cans on an empty stomach really hits the spot. However, after three cans, the after taste of beer isnât quite something to write home about. Itâs actually a bit raunchy and the burpingâ?While cocktails are nice to sip at once in awhile, it takes too much work to make a good one. Also, if you want the yummiest of ones, youâll need a mix of some of the best liquors out there, with the right amount of fruit juices and ice to balance it all out. Plus after aw
(Popularity Rate: 84 ) Can sex toys help men with ED problems (Erectile Dysfunction)?
ain an erection by drawing blood into the penis via air suction. Itâs not a cure for erectile dysfunction (ED), but can help increase your ability to have sexual intercourse. This device is sometimes called a penis pump or vacuum pump.
A penis pump is one of several nondrug treatments for erectile dysfunction (ED). These devices can be relatively easy to operate. Itâs important that you take precautions, however, as thereâs a slight risk of damage or side effects from improper use.
A penis pump is also known as a vacuum pump or a vacuum erection pump. The device consists of:
a tube that fits over your penis
a seal or ring that fits around the base of your penis
a battery-powered or hand-powered vacuum pack that removes air from the tube, triggering an erection
A penis pump may not be the right choice for someone with mild ED, and it may not be effective for severe ED. But if youâve been diagnosed with moderate ED, a penis pump may be a nondrug treatment option to consider.
First, apply water-soluble jelly to the base of the penis to create a water-tight seal. Then place your penis in the tube and pump the air out slowly. This causes your penis to fill with blood. (Note: It takes an average of 10 to 20 minutes to achieve a full erection, according to Weill Cornell Medical College.)
Next, place the band around the sex doll funny base of your penis to maintain your erection. The band comes in several sizes and tensions. Trial and error may be necessary to determine which band size is the most comfortable for you. Once the ring is in place, you can remove the pump and start sexual relations.
Most men can keep an erection for about 30 minutes. However, the band can cut off blood flow and cause injury if worn for longer, according to the Mayo Clinic. Remember to remove the band after intercourse.
Talk to your doctor. Some ED pumps are available without prescription, but your doctor can make a recommendation based on your specific condition. Be sure to tell your doctor about any other illnesses or injuries you may have had and any medications you are taking, including any other ED treatments you have already tried.
Some ED pumps sold online and in magazines may not be safe or effective. Try to choose a model with a vacuum limiter â?this will prevent the pressure from building too high and causing injury.
With proper, detailed medical documentation, some health insurance providers will cover the expense of an ED pump in certain circumstances. However, itâs unlikely that youâll be covered if you purchase one without seeing a doctor or receiving a diagnosis. Before purchasing an ED pump, check with your insurance provider to see if youâre covered and, if so, what documentation is required.
I cured my ED with
(Popularity Rate: 95 ) Are Narcissists selfosexual? What was your experience?
e. The common usage term for this has been auto-erotic. The sexuality of narcissists, like every aspect of the narcissistâs world, is focused on the self. The narcissist is in love with, and sexually attracted to, only him/herself. The sexual partners of narcissists are sex toys or appliances with which the narcissist masturbates to enjoy his own body and sexual sensations.
A long-term partner of a narcissist experiences the reality of this in a very poignant way. While, at first the love-making with a narcissist seems to be multi-dimensional and intense, the intensity and layers quickly peel back, in the opposite direction that intimacy develops. This is because the narcissistâs focus is on himself having sex. The more anonymous the partner, the more he is capable of focusing on the only person to whom he is attracted in all the worldâhimself. To the extent he is interested in his partner at all, she is a mirror of his beauty and prowess. In a relationship with a narcissist, familiarity breeds contemptâin the narcissist. The sex doll serves the narcissist less well as a generic appliance once its face has become familiar and scorned. Then he is less inspired by the beauty and wonder he previously imagined in the sex dollâs eyes. His imagination is hampered by the familiar face and body. He resents this. He feels intruded upon by a person who sees him clearly. He can barely enjoy making love to himself. His attempts are half-assed and boring. After a while, he lacks the inspiration to even bother.
A narcissist is profoundly attracted to pornography and prostitutes because of the anonymity of the partner which is what he really needs in order to focus on his own body and sensations. He must not be distracted by another person. The naked bodies of others are his sexual enhancers, and he is the sole focus of events. Cyber sex with webcams is the ultimate for narcissists because they can watch themselves on the webcam and direct the show.
Both of my narcissist exes were addicted to pornography to an extreme. Both engaged in it many hours daily. N#2 had difficulty going 15 minutes without it. He devised ways to be in contact with porn all day long everyday via his phone, laptops and Kindle readers that had porn capability. He got up in the night and indulged it while I slept. He could not sleep through the night without a porn fix. He had devices hidden throughout his house, car and outbuildings so that he could access porn at all times. Both of these men also had frequent random sex with strangers, more so, N#2. The live women were an extension of the porn fantasies. N#2 combined watching porn with chat with dating and sex hook-up site women whom he then met for sex. He did this all day long everyday, even under my nose. It was a daily battle.
N#2âs favorite thing of all was the webcam sex. Oh, and triangulation. He conducted sessions with cyber hookers in the chat feature of my business e-mail so that I would see the evidence of this later on.
Torturing their long-term partner with their cheating is a huge turn-on for narcissists. Itâs sexual ambrosia for them to Anime Sex Dollhave a human being focused on their sexuality in a way that intrudes on their health and well-being. This makes them feel sexy as hell.
Iâm a sex machine, he thinks. Iâve got her really
(Popularity Rate: 100 ) How do we achieve worthiness in the midst of rejection?
How do we achieve worthiness in the midst of rejection? Who decides if you are worthy? If it is someone else, or lots of other people, Male Sex Dollsyou may never be worthy.
Better to have it be up to you. You decide if you are worthy. Its about living sex doll funny up to your own standards. You know what they are, and they are probably pretty high.
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